Humor
Super Manchester United
Mar 23rd
Hey People,
This is an extreamly funny article that was posted on the BBC Sport website a few months ago after Manchester United beat Chelsea. Ofcourse the article is sarcastic, but it’s so fucking funny (Me being a Manchester United Fan) – Here it is!
“Manchester United’s march towards the 2008 Premiership title continued on Sunday with a stunning display at OT. The Super Reds went ahead just before the kick-off when Giggs was sent away down the left wing.
His cross was handled on the half way line by a CFC defender and a penalty was awarded for this cynical foul. Tevez stepped up to slot the ball home for MU’s 43rd penalty of the season.
The 15th minute saw the Super-Smashing Reds go two up after Carvalho was penalised for coughing just outside the area. Cristiano Ronaldo’s resultant free kick was slightly miss-hit, but even if the keeper was not being pinned to the floor by Rooney, he would not have saved it. 2-0.
The 21st minute saw more trouble for CFC when JO Mikel was sent-off for enquiring about the referee’s Man United shirt. However two minutes after the interval CFC struck back after an amazing piece of good luck. The ref’s assistant could only parry Drogbas’ shot and Lampard thumped the ball home. Confusion reigned for 10 minutes as the entire M.U squad surrounded the referee, arguing that the ref’s assistant had been fouled 15 mins earlier. The referee grudgingly had to give the goal even though he racked his brain for a reason to disallow it.
Fortunately, things settled down again as Paul Scholes took a long-range shot, which deflected off the corner flag but had clearly crossed the line, 3-1.
Earthquake In U.K
Feb 29th
Who would i be if i didn’t talk about the Earthquake that happend a couple of days ago?
So their i was, sat at my computer desk, doing what i do best, it was just after 1am. All of a sudden i felt this Giant push on me, like somebody was shaking me like i was shit on a pipe.
At first i thought it was ghosts, because earlier that night my sister and her friend had been talking about ghosts, and i thought they had raised the spirits and they wanted to shake me.
So i turned around and nothing was their, i looked at my computer, and my monitor was shaking like a shitting dog, and i was shaking too, i stud up and heard this massive roar, i thought to my self “shit aint right”
I literally shit a new colour of brown, i thought this was it, WW3, im going to die. My face looked like this :
I really couldn’t comment more on my earthquake experiance, so please, comment to this and tell me yours!
Retards Of The Month Award!
Mar 4th
Posted by Jordan in Humor
15 comments
Now, i don’t usually like to discuss my videos apart from on youtube, it’s just something iv never done, like in real life if my friends talk about my videos, ill just try and move on. I have my real life, then the youtube part of my life, that’s pretty understandable.
I also don’t try and talk about the negative comments i receive on my videos. If you check my videos, every single comment is a good one, main reason being as soon as i see a bad one, i block the user and remove their comment, i don’t even read their comment, ill just scan the first line, and if i think it’s remotely offensive it’s gone.
But as of lately, with the success of “If Smosh Were English” I just need to discuss the comments, and hand out the Retards of the month awards. When i first started making my videos, i always stuck to the rule “People on the internet, are fucking IDIOT’s” (Apart from my loyal subscribers). This rule has served me well, but people keep supersing me.
The whole idea of ‘If Smosh Were English” is that we were making fun of the stereotypical English accent, Simple right? Oh no no no, this is the Internet! Because we are on the internet, and we spoke like that, we MUST be American, and taking the piss out of English kids!
It’s funny really, when me and Dan do videos doing American accents, people are like “Wtf English boy, your accent needs work” – But when we are dong a video, with English accents, people’s comments are like “WTF, Fuck you Americans, we English do not talk like that” – Somebody please explain?
So forward to the retard awards, all these comments are from the “If Smosh Were English” video, so check them out for a good laugh.
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