Posts tagged Glasses

Me & My Glasses

Sorry for the lack of updates, just been busy lately sorting random stuff out. So for the pains of not posting every day, here is a picture of me and my new glasses :P

Jordan In Glasses

The Results Are In!

So i went to the opticians today, and had my eye exam, the results are in! I need glasses! aha. Short sighted to get straight to the point.

If you havent had an eye exam recently, then you wouldn’t believe how sophisticated the exams are these days.

First they have to take a photo of your eye, then they upload it onto the computer, and they can basically see what your seeing, really advanced shit going on here.

I walked into the room, sat down, we talked abit about how i need to squint if im reading something far away, so he asked me to read what was on the wall across the room without squinting, i had to laugh because i hadnt got a clue. I was like “P R D V O S C” – No Where near!

So he did loads of exams, like looking at two circles and seeing which is the best, and which eye is the best, and if i can see closer, and in the end, well at the beginning he knew i needed glasses.

After that we went downstairs to take a look at the glasses, now everyone wants designer glasses, and i did too at first, but they where SHIT, like Orange/Red colors, looked like sunglasses, and all your paying for is the tiny name on the side, pointless. So i decided to get me some stylish ones which i liked, took me awhile to pick but i got some in the end. Expensive too. All glasses are.

Im picking them up on Monday 17th, so ill have pics in then. For now, this is how i will look with glasses

Me in Glasses

How Computers Ruined My Eyes

You always here the story’s when your growing up and playing on computers, that if you use them too much you will ruin your eyes, or something along the same lines with tv’s, if you sit so close you get square eyes.. (Let’s swop square for.. fucked up eyes)

The point im getting at is, iv been using computers for at least 6 year’s now, every single day of my life, i always have the biggest and best monitor too, using a wide screen one now, so i can see ever piece of shit this internet has to offer me.

When i was a kid, hearing all these story’s about how computer’s can ruin my eyes, i just ignored them, i was sitting on perfect 20/20 vision back then, i could see people waving on planes from my house, but i think it’s time i finally admit defeat.

From just about as far back as i can remember, iv had problem seeing distances, like seeing writing far away, and this has started to be come more frequent. We have a 50inch plasma tv on our wall, and when im playing fifa 08, i literally have to stand next to the tv to even see what’s going on. A normal human could see that shit from their own house.

So for the past few years, iv been lying to my self that i would eventually need glass’s because of course your brought up knowing glasses are for losers/nerds/geeks/twats/foreigners basically uncool people.

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